Um...no news yet. But that's good news, right? Who knows? Sorry if you got suckered into clicking the "News" link. This paragraph is just a placeholder while I figure out what the fuck to do with this whole "News" thing. I never really have any "News" so it's kind of pointless. but I don't really want to get rid of it as it's so spiffy-looking. Who knows...maybe I'll just post the picture of a pornstar or something... Mmm...pornstars...
